Currently, this hand can go off, kill the Gaddock Teeg and make 14 goblins. The problem is the Knight of the Reliquary. It can fetch up the Tabernacle at Pendril Vale and answer all of our goblins. If we wait one turn and draw any spell, we can go off and kill the opponent outright by casting all of our mana, then Grapeshot, with two copies targeting Gaddock Teeg and the rest targeting the opponent. Then, Burning Wish gets Tendrils of Agony and kills the opponent.
This is actually a pretty tough scenario where we are so close to being able to win this turn! If you start by casting Right of Flame (two red mana, Storm one), Chrome Mox with no imprint (two red mana, Storm two), Dark Ritual (two red mana,three black mana, Storm three), Lion’s Eye Diamond (two red mana,three black mana, Storm four), Grapeshot dealing two damage to Gaddock Teeg and three damage to the opponent (one red mana, two black mana, Storm five), Burning Wish cracking Lion’s Eye Diamond for Black Mana (4B, Storm 6), grabbing Tendrils of Agony, you will be one storm short from lethal damage! Alternatively, you can take that same line but grab Empty the Warrens and make fourteen Goblins. On turn three in game two against 4C Loam, I think that making Goblins is way too risky, especially with Knight of the Reliquary in play! On Magic Online, most 4C Loam players have The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale in their sideboard and they would most likely sideboard it in against us. Since we are one storm short of being able to kill both the Knight of the Reliquary and Gaddock Teeg when we cast our Grapeshot for five, I don’t think we can take the Goblin line.I think in this scenario, I would play out the Chrome Mox with no imprint, (I’d hate for our Lion’s Eye Diamond to get Abrupt Decayed), and then Grapeshot to kill the Gaddock Teeg. It feels bad to not be able to win, but it would feel much worse if the opponent used Knight of the Reliquary to tutor up The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale, and completely wreck us!
Given that we’re in a postboard game, our opponent is more likely to have The Tabernacle at the Pendrell Vale in their deck while also being less likely to have copies any copies of Abrupt Decay left in the deck. This being said, I think killing the Gaddock Teeg this turn and then going for an Empty the Warrens line is very risky at this point in the game, we also can’t forget about cards like Golgari Charm and Toxic Deluge as well. Given that our opponent is holding four cards in hand and they played a Knight of the Reliquary instead of something like a Chalice of the Void or Thalia, Guardian of Thraben, I think it’s very likely that they are holding an answer to Empty the Warrens, and this only matters IF they aren’t playing The Tabernacle of Pendrell Vale in their deck. I would play out the Polluted Delta, crack it for an Island, play Chrome Mox (Imprinting Rite of Flame) and then cast Burning Wish to grab Dark Petition, I would then cast Grapeshot on our opponent’s Gaddock Teeg with one copy left over to hit the dome. This sets us up for an Ad Nauseam line next turn. Like I said earlier, with our opponent playing out Knight of the Reliquary, they likely don’t have a Chalice of the Void or Thalia, Guardian of Thraben in hand so they would most likely have to find a lock piece on the top. It is also worth noting that we still have enough mana to Ad Nauseam next turn even if our opponent uses Wasteland on our Volcanic Island.
I would start off by using my fetchland to search for Badlands and then cast Rite of Flame, Dark Ritual, Lion’s Eye Diamond and Chrome Mox imprinting nothing for 3B 2R storm 4 with 1 land untapped. I would spend 1B and 1R for Grapeshot for 5. 2 at Gaddock Teeg and 3 at his life total. This leaves me with 6 storm, 1R, 2B and 1 land untapped. Because I don’t know which game it is I would Burning Wish and crack my Lion’s Eye Diamond for Empty the Warrens with storm 8 to make 16 goblins. They only have 0-1 sweepers main deck with an additional couple copies in the board. I would take my chances here I think waiting another turn lets the opponent Wasteland us using their Knight of the Reliquary and allow them a turn to play another lock piece which we may not be able to answer.
The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale is pretty standard in the opponent’s 75, so Grapeshot and Empty the Warrens likely won’t get very far. I believe that if our opponent had a Thalia, Guardian of Thraben or a Chalice of the Void, they would’ve played that on turn two instead, and if they had a Chalice of the Void, they would’ve played that on turn three instead too. Playing Knight of the Reliquary only really makes sense if they drew exactly Thalia, Guardian of Thraben last turn or they don’t have another piece of hate. As long as we play one of our two-drops this turn, we can Dark Petition for Ad Nauseam next turn through a Wasteland. It can’t be Burning Wish this turn though, because we actually can’t Grapeshot and then cast Dark Petition given the order of how our mana is generated. For that reason, I want to play Polluted Delta, then Chrome Mox, then Grapeshot the Gaddock Teeg. We could play Lion’s Eye Diamond instead so that Chrome Mox is still around for mana, but then we basically lose to Abrupt Decay or Vindicate.
If you wanted to gamble against The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale, you can kill the Gaddock Teeg and summon a bunch of goblins. That however is very risky in post-board games. A crucial point of info I miss here is, if the land-drop for this turn was already made. Assuming it was made, I would just kill the Gaddock Teeg and pass the turn.
This is a good scenario! You have a lot of options in a very difficult situation. I think the most obvious line is to play all of your spells into Grapeshot and then Empty the Warrens, praying their list doesn’t have a copy of The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale. Which is completely reasonable as not all lists play it, even more-so in paper due to costs. There’s also a line where you pass the turn and get Dark Petition, this line is worse to me as I believe our opponent is way more likely to have a copy of Bojuka Bog than they are of The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale. There’s a final line of playing all of your spells into Grapeshot killing both creatures, leaving Dark Petition in your hand with three mana against four cards.In reality, I think we’re in a lose, lose, lose situation. But I think the highest percentage play is the most obvious, crossing your fingers that their list doesn’t contain The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale.
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All of my lines are going to involve killing Gaddock Teeg this turn. This would allow our opponent to cast X spells like Green Sun’s Zenith and Chalice of the Void or four drops like Leyline of the Void but I think that being mana efficient and saving two points of damage is worth it.My first inclination is to cast Rite of Flame, Dark Ritual, Chrome Mox (no imprint), Lion’s Eye Diamond and Grapeshot to kill Gaddock Teeg while dealing three to our opponent and then Burning Wish for Empty the Warrens and make fourteen goblins. The problem with this play is that if our opponent is playing The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale we will just lose. This is a pretty common sideboard card for Four Color Loam, and one I think we should play around if we can afford to.The second play that comes to mind for me is to cast Lion’s Eye Diamond, Chrome Mox (no imprint) Rite of Flame, Dark Ritual, Burning Wish for Dark Petition, and then Grapeshot both of our opponent’s creatures. Our opponent still has four cards in hand but I feel it is pretty likely they do not have another hatebear if they were willing to cast Knight of the Reliquary on turn three. If we draw either Rite of Flame or Dark Ritual we would likely win the game with Ad Nauseam. The issue with this is that although we are probably favored in a top-deck war, our opponent still has four cards in hand to our one.The play that I would make is to cast Chrome Mox (imprinting Rite of Flame), Burning Wish for Dark Petition and then Grapeshot targeting Gaddock Teeg twice and our opponent once. This allows us to Dark Petition for Ad Nauseam next turn from twelve to seventeen life depending on if our opponent has a fetchland or a Wasteland or even chooses to attack in the first place. This is a life total that TES can definitely win from especially with the amount of mana floating we will have next turn.